The Classic Kiwi BBQ
The Classic Kiwi BBQ
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The Man buys the beers and forgets the meat and greens,
The Women saves the day, and grabs the beef and beans.
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For the first time this Summer, the BBQ is fired up,
Stubbies of beer are crack open – who needs a cup?
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Stoked with himself the Man is handed the tongs and prongs,
And he rocks BBQ attire – A NEW APRON… and a pair of thongs.
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To cut a long story short, the sausages were busing sizzling,
Next thing you know they a burning and the kids are grizzling.
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The Woman came to the rescue and took the burnt snarlers away,
And in no time all the Woman saved the day.
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The BBQ was served, the beans and beef looking divine,
Shortly followed by the Woman pouring out the wine.
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The Man was stoked with himself – his BBQ turned out great,
But the Woman knew if she weren’t there, the guests would have been out the gate.
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