AMPM Presents a list of our top ten Christmas puns and jokes to put you in the festive mood.
Who doesn’t enjoy a good pun? Here at AMPM we are all about being punny. Try these out at the office and have a chuckle.
Q.What do you call someone scared of Santa Claus?
Q.What did the salt say to the pepper?
Q.What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
A.This will sleigh you
Q.What goes “oh oh oh”?
A.Santa walking backwards.
Q. How do you know that Santa is a man?
A. No woman wears the same attire every year.
Q. Who is never hungry at Christmas?
A. The turkey – he’s always stuffed!
Q.What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
A. Silent Night.
Q. If a reindeer lost its tail, where could he get a new one?
A. At a retail store.
Q. What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?
A. They both drop their needles.
Q. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A. Missle toe!